BREAKING: Chuck Schumer Declares War On Finance Brotherhood

BREAKING: Chuck Schumer Declares War On Finance Brotherhood

Today was a dark day for the finance community. We have never heard such selfish, irresponsible, and disgusting remarks until we heard Chuck's statements the other day. Apparently according to Schumer, Zynbabwe's are a "mouth full of problems". I'd like to share a heartwarming story that will instantly prove Chuck wrong.

One of our editors gave a homeless man a Zyn about 3 months ago. He handed the Zyn to the confused homeless man and as he was walking away with his back turned to the homeless man, our editor said "Call me in 3 months... you'll know".

Well last week, the former homeless man called back, and I say former because he is now a CEO of a Fortune 500 company, married, and maintaining an extremely lean physique. If Schumer knows what's best for America, he will never attack our community again.

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